Ride or Die 4: Floss Daily

The Ride or Die series traces the many awkward elevator rides of Morgan Schatzman. 

I would be lying if I said I never flossed my teeth in the elevator. In fact, I used to do it all the time. Grab floss on your way out the door, floss on the journey down, toss it on your way out the building. Flawless plan.

There are two things I would never do though.

  1. Floss while there was someone else in the elevator, unless they were a friend who knew of my flossing quirks.
  2. Leave my dental pick in the upper right crevice of the elevator. Any crevice, really.
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Beautiful, high quality photo, taken from my iPhone.

 

But, alas, here we are. The real question is- how did they reach that?

 

By Morgan Schatzman 

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